Everything is beautiful and nothing hurts.
SCHLIEFFEN AIN’T EASY
BELGIANS AIN’T SHIT.
WE GET OUT BERTHA CAUSE YOU’RE FUCKIN ASKIN FOR IT
I THROW MY SHELLS UP IN THE AIR SOMETIMES, SAYIN’ AAAY-OH, GET OUTTA LE CATEAU.
this is the greatest post in the world.
I-I-I-I-I-I CAME WITH FIRE, FIRE, FIRE, FIRE
FROM THE WILHELMINE EMPIRE, PIRE, PIRE, PIRE
WE LEAVE IT HANGIN ON THE WIRE, WIRE, WIRE, WIRE
CONQUER THE WORLD ENTIRE, TIRE, TIRE, TIRE
CAUSE WE GON’ FIGHT IT OUT, WE GON’ GO ALL NIGHT, WE GON’ LIGHT IT UP LIKE IT’S DYNAMITE
NO ONE ON THE CONTINENT’S GOT SWAGGER LIKE US,
HITTIN’ ALL YOUR CITIES WITH MY BIG BERTHAS.
WE PACK AND DELIVER LIKE UPS TRUCKS,
ALREADY ON THE MARNE, JUST PUMPIN’ THAT LEAD.
ALL I WANNA DO IS *BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!
AND A *click-KA-BOOM!* AND TAKE YOUR COUNTRY!
ALL I WANNA DO IS *BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!
AND A *click-KA-BOOM!* AND TAKE YOUR COUNTRY!
FROM THE CHANNEL (FROM THE CHANNEL) TO THE MARNE (TO THE MARNE)
THIS FLANK IS WHEELIN’ (FLANK IS WHEELIN’) THROUGH YO’ FARM (THROUGH YO’ FARM)
IS IT DAYLIGHT? OR IS IT NIGHT TIME? 1, 2, 3, 4, WE GON’ TEAR THE FIELD UP
HALLO, ME SAY HALLLO. DAYLIGHT COME AND ME WANNA GO HOME
HALLO, NEED MORE AMMO! TOMMIES COME AND ME WANNA GO HOME
CONQUER BELGIUM!
(LIKE A BOSS)
BLOW UP PARIS!
(LIKE A BOSS)
GET ON SOME TRAINS!
(LIKE A BOSS)
HAUL OUR ASSES TO THE EAST!
(LIKE A BOSS)
BEAT THE RUSSIANS!
(LIKE A BOSS)
SAVE AUSTRIA-HUNGARY’S ASS!
(LIKE A BOSS)
FLIP OFF BRITAIN!
(LIKE A BOSS)
GET SOME COLONIES!
(LIKE A BOSS)
this is your brain on history and if you aren’t laughing then you have no sense of humor and I feel sorry for you.
I almost want to bring this up in my Europe 1914-1945 class. No joke
“Yo, Belgium, I’m really happy for your neutrality, and I’mma let you finish, but I just wanted to say that Schlieffen had the best plan of all time, of ALL TIME!”
Conflict Kitchen: a take-out restaurant in Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania that only serves cuisine from countries the United States is in conflict with.
Cling to this film, and we’ll get you to a warming tray where you can tell us all about it.
It’s all a lot funnier when you only have a basic grasp of German.
I’m going to cry, oh my god
GKHRIMJETIOHETHE
SEND HELP
I’M DYING
CRYING
IT’S BACK
Fokk this PIAT man, let’s just jagerwher some fallschrims.
NOT ENOUGH BATTLETECH?!? HAVE MORE BATTLETECH
This one’s a preview, actually! The Wars of Reaving sourcebook should be out soon, and this is apparently the cover.
Sourced from Ben Rome’s blog. Artist is Neil Roberts.
Left: Daishi (Dire Wolf). Right: Shadow Cat.
Never enough Battletech.
An appreciation of teatime while under heavy fire is absolutely essential to the Space Marine experience.
Better than any old boring birthday cake any day. *-*
I don’t trust it! The candles must be a rigged!
