People are butts about gender sometimes! So here is a comic talking about how it really isn’t a big deal!
When I was with James this week I wrote a little poem about gender
and decided to draw a comic for said poem.
Hope you guys enjoy!
Now if we could get this printed like some of those cardboard storybooks I remember from when I was a kid, we’d have a nifty little children’s book on our hands here!
*hint hint, nudge nudge*
Fry: Okay, you’re on a date. What’s the first thing you do?
Dr. Zoidberg: Ask her to mate with me.
Fry: No, tell her she’s special.
Dr. Zoidberg: But she’s not, she’s merely the female with the largest clutch of eggs.
Fry: Well, tell her that. And then?
Dr. Zoidberg: Then mating.
Fry: No, make up some feelings and tell her you have them.
[Dr. Zoidberg raises his hand]
Dr. Zoidberg: Is desire to mate a feeling?
Fry: Ugh, you’re not even trying.
Indecision 2012. Today in Causes of Divorce: Marcia The Indecent Indie.
I would be perfectly content having someone like Marcia The Indecent Indie as my running (away with me) mate.
Even those without glittery futuristic city bubbles can find ways to enjoy Valentine’s Day weekend.
…how many chipped teeth they have.
Two whole days!
…Although, there isn’t really anything I could do to help her, of course. What with her being a vintage generic stock comic book image from multiple decades ago and all.
I just don’t feel like we’d really connect, you know?
Once you’ve had a panda, you never go back.
And look at that panda, holding her hand just so; they are interested in them as a person, and just just for the physicality of the relationship!
Hug all of the people all of the time.
“This is a local Chinese figure named Budai. He’s a monk. He is not Buddha.
This has been a PSA from every Buddhist ever.”
Can we have a quick talk about how much Budai fucking rules?
He was a Buddha, but not the Buddha. While Buddha was all “Moderation! Peace! Love!” which is awesome and all, Budai was “Good times, all the time!”
He was poor, but he was pretty dang happy all the time. Kids would follow him around, loving his easy-going attitude as opposed to all the adults, who wer every serious. He loved everything and everyone.
While the Buddha was depicted as thin, due to eschewing of earthly pleasures such as food, Badai was like “Man, let’s get some feasting up in here!” When they said enjoyed everything, he enjoyed everything. He was enlightened, but he still thought earthly delights were well worth enjoying. I’m fairly certain that Badai also got all the ladies, and had all the best parties in the monastery.
Buddha was a pretty rad dude, but Badai is the one I identify with. I think we would have been bros.
Why doesn’t this have more notes?
FINALLY someone explaining to me who this person is. Everytime I asked, my mother would say “he’s the Laughing Buddha” and I’d be like yeah, but what’s his name??
I love the statues of him with children crawling all over him. Always got a sense of well-being seeing it.
I like this. Everything about it. ^_^
Party don’t start until Budai drops it like it’s hot.